Lesson Nine

Sometimes it's okay to leave the damsel in distress. Just be sure to make an appearance and get valuable information from her first.

Lesson Eight

Whiskey, the safe word is whiskey!

Lesson Seven

The French are sleaze balls. We were all happy to see you die, Belloq.

Lesson Six

Archaeologists are like super heroes: they must have a secret identity involving nerdy glasses.

Lesson Five

Ancient people loved their booby traps. Despite your best efforts, you may set them off. Run fast.

Lesson Four

When someone starts asking too many questions, just punch them. Then take their clothes because they'll probably fit better.

Lesson Three

Guns beat swords. Period.